Anonymous Mon No. Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like 7 KB JPG to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is a hideous, poison filled parasite. Now I know what you're thinking, But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman. Shut the fuck up Peter, do not talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman Why do you think we do not have any kids of our own Trust me Peter, beneath her dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth. Anyways, what was I talking about Oh yeah, spi