1. Never shake a man's hand sitting down. 2. There are plenty of ways to enter the pool, the stairs isn't one of em. 3. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 4. Act like you've been there before, especially in the end zone. 5. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 6. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 7. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 8. Do not fill up on bread. 9. Do not let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 10. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family. 11. Be like a duck, remain calm above water but kick like crazy underneath. 12. Never turn down a breath mint. 13. In a game of HORSE, sometimes a simple free throw will be enough. 14. Thank a veteran, then make it up to him. 15. If you wanna know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 16.