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Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone Umbridge Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class Harry Yes. Umbridge What Harry Well, I mean, I'm running four for four. Umbridge Mr. Potter Harry Quirrel tried to choke me out. Umbridge Mr. Potter Harry And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory. Umbridge Mr. Potter Harry Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me. Umbridge MR. POTTER Harry And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise. Umbridge POTTER Harry So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse. Harry  Turns to Hermione Harry Did I get the math right Hermione Yes. Source. argyle s memes
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