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VIA Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker Well you'll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you'll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. It's about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Do not talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich memes
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Alexander Target shopping carts just glide a little bit better across the floor. Walmart carts man they just struggle. Bad wheel alignment, oil change needed, transmission shot, pipes rusted. Feel like you're a homeless person pushing them memes
The princess has a blessing, a power, that can change a kingdoms destiny . Thats what they'd all say. I thought I was cursed as I had to flee my home and was captured by the monsters who wanted my power for themselves. Eliza, bi. Be captor or rescuer. Chat only memes
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