Die memes

Nine Important Facts e Number 9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world. e Number 8  Life is sexually transmitted. e Number 7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. e Number 6  Men have two emotions hungry and horny, and they can not tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. e Number 5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. e Number 3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. e Number 2  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac