Dungeonsanddragons meme

Liteesuniis SO ITT When GM's go so bad it turns back into good. A while ago I got my hands on SEC AL LAWS an Immovable Rod. I placed it in the air and told it to stay. The GM asks whether i'm stading to the east or west fo the rod. I say west. The GM states that I die. The rod shot forward at the same speed the earth revolves around the sun, as the rod is stuck in a universal stillpoint and the earth moved away from under it. The rod also cut its way through a large area of woods before being ejected into space. Later we used this trick to destory a castle meme