Hand meme

1. Never shake a man's hand sitting down. 2. There are plenty of ways to enter the pool, the stairs isn't one of em. 3. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 4. Act like you've been there before, especially in the end zone. 5. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 6. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 7. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 8. Do not fill up on bread. 9. Do not let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 10. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family. 11. Be like a duck, remain calm above water but kick like crazy underneath. 12. Never turn down a breath mint. 13. In a game of HORSE, sometimes a simple free throw will be enough. 14. Thank a veteran, then make it up to him. 15. If you wanna know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 16.
Hi, MY NAME IS RYAN WHITAKER Potite THe Pouce WAS PLAVING GAMES WITH THe Pouce MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN HEARD BANGING ON MY DOOR. OPENED THE DOOR WITHA GUN IN MY HAND FOR PROTECTION AND WAS AMBUSHED BY POLICE. I WAS SHOT IN THE BACK TWICE AND KILLED BY THE OFFICERS AS I ATTEMPTED TO PUT MY GUN DOWN. DESPITE BEING INNOCENT AND MY MURDER BEING CAUGHT ON NO ONE HAS BEEN CHARGED FOR MY DEATH. IS THIS JUSTICE memes