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This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one day I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door, Ok, so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. I had my Pad Listening to Eye of the Tiger trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently was making some noise rocking back on this Mega Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with i