Perfection memes

Iam the hero Flashy Flash, the fastest ninja in the world, I have brought my techniques to perfection the world, so that have I can even tell my Dragon threat monsters that they lack training to face me. I named my sword instakill because that's how my enemies die instantly without getting the chance to acknowledge the beauty of my perfect techniques. That's cool, maybe you shouldn't attack everyone you meet, you might get hurt in the process. Also, remember to do sit ups and push ups daily, and do not forget to turn off the ventilation for the moral fortitude. Here, I'm sending you a banana. Yes, know who you are Flash. You should calm down and take it easy, there are some powerful monsters out there. That said, keep training hard, because you should never expect someone to come save you